You'd think I was a parent of 4 boys or something because dang, even though they are getting bigger and older it seems like I just keep getting busier and busier. I have so many things that I want to blog about but today, the big one I don't want to lose is the story of the 'N' Avenger. The background is that I ask Matthew to text me when he leaves or arrives at destinations he is driving to unless I am physically present at that time. Being Matthew, he rarely sends plain boring "arrived safely" type of texts. Instead I got the Adventures of the 'N' Avenger for about a month:
Feb 18: If you hear anything about a masked vigilante in a red suit causing havoc on the highway, I want to say it isn't me, I'm at "school".
Feb 18: Made it. Now the naked avenger can strike again!
Feb 19: The named avenger is on his way home, now that he has fulfilled his duty to the city.
Feb 22: The Narrower Avenger is on his way out now.
Feb 22: The Navigation Avenger has arrived at his avenging destination in order to avenge some thing or other.
Feb 22: The Numerator Avenger, having again finish his duties of avenging numbers above the divider in fractions, is on his way to return to home base.
Feb 24: The Notorious Avenger is about to start a day full of avenging while being filmed by the media.
Feb 24: The Negotiating Avenger having avenged both sides to remain even in the situation, is heading home now.
Feb 24: Actually, the Nutritional Avenger wonders what we need from GNC.
No, the Net Neutrality Avenger sent his OMWHN text early like he said he would. He hasn't moved yet. That is to say, he is still at school, sitting in the parking lot.
Having now collected his groceries in quantities suitable as to not require restocking too soon, the Non-Dairy Avenger now properly makes his way home.
Feb 25: The Nipple Clip Avenger probably shouldn't take his father's suggestions for names.
Feb 25: The Non-Euclidean Geometry Avenger, after having proven that you can make a triangle with three ninety degree angles, will be home shortly.
Feb 28: The Nagging Avenger requests your presence in the second floor battle room! Please!
Feb 29: The Nuisance Avenger wishes to know where he is to meet Kerri.
Mar 7: The nonsensical Avenger is meeting you at the roundabout, yes?
The Non-Newtonian Fluid Avenger would appreciate a slice of combo Costco pizza, please.
The New Age Music Avenger will be waiting at the extraction point, though he is taking heavy fire from the Hipster Resistance.
Mar 9: The Neanderthal Avenger is very glad he recently invented the sweatshirt to keep him warm in the water-fall.
Mar 9: The Nebulous Avenger has orbited over to Piazza's for lunch.
Mar 9: The Nitwit Avenger also needs to fix his pin so he can stop putting lunch on the + card.
Mar 11: The New Drive Avenger would like to inform you about Progressive's New Driver Discount.
Mar 11: The Nitrogen Avenger would like to note that he's about to increase the amount of nitrogen in your local atmosphere by about one percent.
Mar 14: The Ni Avenger is on his way out ni! Er...now, rather.
Mar 14: The Nitrate Avenger isn't entirely certain how to avenge a chemical compound. Um...Carefully?
Mar 14: The Avenger News Reporter, coming to you live from downtown San Mateo, where it appears a man going by the Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Avenger is beating up mimes under the pretense that they are escaped convicts.
Mar 16: The Nirvana Avenger smells both Teen Spirit and JUSTICE!
Mar 16: The Narnia Avenger may have hit a wardrobe on the way over...Whoops!
Mar 16: The Newt Avenger got better! And now is on his way home.
Mar 17: The Nigerian Prince Avenger needs your help smuggling money into your country!
That's where those adventures end but knowing Matthew, there will likely be another post like this at some point when he comes up with something new (or starts spending more time with a dictionary).